everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”
*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me
*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius
*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart
*quiet james potter voice* engorgio
*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.
I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.
instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture
if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled
*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*
when u see something bigoted on your dash and you’re scrolling through it just praying that the person you’re following added commentary on why it’s gross